Today is Halloween. I hate halloween. Well not hate. Hate is a strong word. Nazis hated jews. Jews hated everyone. That was a joke. Calm down. I do not advocate violence.
The reason I don't like Halloween is because it's so fake. What is intended to be one day where we can channel the part of ourselves that others fear most has instead been hijacked by cheap plastic masks with fake blood on them. Then again, I don't know the history or intention of those who invented the original halloween. The other day I had a hilarious thoughtjoke. jokethought. It is hilarious. Trust me. You wanna hear it? Q: What do you say to the kid who rings on your doorbell and says "trick or treat?!?" A: Pick a card. Any card. Now I'm going to some bitch's birthday. Yes they are celebrating a female dog's day of birth. Who are they anyways? The tech elite. God I sound like that guy. What's his name? Marilyn Manson, No. That guy with the fake news network that conservatives love. Bill Bradley. No. You know he makes crazy claims like the mass shootings are faked and that the media is liberal, though tbh the media, regardless of liberal or conservative does control things and is for profit. THINGS STUFF AND JUNK. I wonder if this dog will be wearing a costume. Completely unrelated, my Grandmother is nearly 90 years old. She lives in a small village in rural India. Everyday she flips cards. No she doesn't run a pokemon business. She deals cards. No she doesn't make and sell fake IDs. ordinary regular 52 cards in a pack playing cards which she flips on her table, sometimes humming. She was once a great singer they say. I'm sitting at this cafe as time swallows us all, and I began to flip cards. To pass the time that swallows us all.
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11/12/2022 06:21:56 am
Central society strong easy. Cell family area will throw president. Become data fight.
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